The original title was Fuck Ethical Non Monogamy but that was hard to fit.
I don't wanna calm you down when you're hungry
Don't wanna talk slow when you're sleepy
Don't wanna cradle you when you come for me
Again and again and again, and again
Because I'm sorry, so sorry to say
That I don't wanna be your daddy
You say you want me to take control
To push you around
To say what I want
But I just wanna be myself tonight
Don't wanna grab you
Don't wanna smack you
Don't wanna fuck you
Like that artsy porno
Is it too much to ask
For you to grow
Far as I know
You're so good at cleaning your bum
So why can't you handle your shit?
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your daddy
I'm glad you're in therapy
Babe, you're making real progress
Now you don't let me call you out
When you're still disrespectful
I don't wanna calm you down today
I don't wanna let you have your way
Look down and make you pay
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your mean old controlling daddy
Don't you already have one of those?
Down in Florida
Down in Florida
I asked you to stay later on Sunday
You said Ugh-okay
But only if we get pancakes your fave
So we made our way
To Blue's Luncheonette
I paid for the Uber
When we got there
Saw a line of hipster goobers
So no syrupy stacks for you
I could see you getting that look
Like my bill's gonna come due
Oh, I really fucked up
Tab-you, tab-me
Tab-you-later
Every mistake I make you calculate
Tab-you, tab-me, see you later
Every role I didn't play
Every time I drifted off
Every plan I had to break
Tab-you, tab-me, tab-you-later
And I'm always in the red
Tab-you, tab-me, tab-you-later
So we thought to walk around
Feel you marking me down
I've never felt quite so alone
Dating the back of your phone
Cause I've been feeling evaluated
For two plus years, been degraded
Every role I didn't play
Every time I drifted off
Every plan I had to break
Every B.J. I blew off
Tab-you, tab-me, tab-you-later
And I'm always in the red
Tab-you, tab-me, tab-you-later
Every time we go to therapy
I'm staring at a CVS receipt
Every kindness you negate
Tab-you, tab-me
See-you-later
Tab-you-later
And I'm always in the red
Tell me baby
Do I get any pegs today
I know you have
A growing Onlyfans drive
With all the many ways
You'd like to be defiled
I know you have
A busy fake Instagram
For your thirst traps
No, you don't give a damn
I know you don't
And never believed in
Our silly monogamy
So sex positive
So love negative
So sex positive
So love negative
Goddamn
You're so progressive
I know you have a drawer
Oh wait, is it two
Of tools and cages
Is that what it takes
To fix your rages
I know you keep
An ordered spreadsheet
Of pals to top
Just in case
We open up
So sex positive
So love negative
So sex positive
So love negative
Goddamn
You're so progressive
You're off to Barcelona
With your best depressed bud
The one who doesn't call you
The one you used to love
Finally said, I don't
Want you traveling alone
With your man-whore friends
You yelled at me on the phone
I wish I let it end
So sex positive
So love negative
So sex positive
So love negative
Goddamn you're so
God damn you're so
Depressing
Go ahead and rank me
I'm failing the test
Is my leg in the wrong place?
Is my head a tad wet?
Can feel your mind drifting
You're leaving the room
Bet I can guess
Where you're traveling to
Eric in London
Craig in LA
You said Will was mental
And a crazy good lay
My best friend says
You fuck to travel
I fuck to stay
Can't take it like Charlie
Can't bend it like Joe
Can't throw goofy orgies
Like that Chicago whore
Why can't I trust you?
Like I'm so paranoid
When you're so practiced at lying
Down with lost souls
Now all our friends say
You fuck to travel
I fuck to stay
Doc Michael finally admits
We're at an impasse
Oh my, is that so?
We've done all we could here
You just need time with the boys
So pack it all up
You've made your choice
Bet TSA loves scanning
Your bulbous black toys
You fuck to travel
I love to stay
You choose to travel
I choose to stay
You choose your dick
I choose my brain
Now that you've flown
Can't help but think
When you're off in Berlin
Degrading some twink
Do you travel
Do you travel
Bet you travel
To boring old sensitive me
Go
Go
I said go
I said go
Go
I said go
I said go
I said go
Go
We just brought up the tree
When you sat down by me
Nuzzled in
A little foreboding
Found out later
Your phone was recording
Tell me darling
What's your heart's desire?
You so wanna fuck other people
Set our future on fire
Merry Christmas, babe
The tree's filling out
Let's do something special
How about we break up
You know how I hate winter
The cold casts a sad spell
How about we warm up
By falling through hell
You said it's not about me
With those big puppy eyes
But I'm too good at sniffing out
Your big puppy lies
Merry Christmas, babe
The tree's filling out
Let's do something festive
How about we break up
You know how I hate winter
The cold casts a sad spell
How about we warm up
By falling through hell
I did what I do best
Look off, disassociate
Lay your head in my lap
What an awfully cute way
To break
Merry
Merry
Merry
Christmas
Christmas
Christmas
Babe
Dollywood you
Lay fog on the hills
Dollywood you
Make time stand still
Gave me the aisle
You took the center
Held my hand on takeoff
God that feels better
Held a little harder through the bumps
Are you inside my mind?
Booked a shitty hotel by the gate
Knew I'd get a migraine
Tried to nip it with a power nap
Never loved someone who thought of that
Dollywood you
Lay fog on the hills
Dollywood you
Make time stand still
Wooden coaster in the mountains
Couldn't see the drops behind the ridge
Top of the lift, I pictured our kids
Can't believe I get to fall like this
Dollywood you
Lay fog on the hills
Dollywood you
Make time stand still
Got sticky sweet bread for lunch
Watched the bird show
Half blind eagle doing his best
Getting hot, let's come back for the rest
Dollywood you
Lay fog on the hills
Dollywood you
Make time stand still
Made campy love in the kitchen
Dolly portrait on the wall
It's all fake and gorgeous and stupid and green
The best of us I'd ever seen
Went back when the sun got gentle
Entered into Dolly's childhood church
Sat at the little pew
Whispered, I love you
Dollywood you
Lay fog on the hills
Dollywood you
Make time stand still
Dollywood
Dolly would you
Pretty please
Take back these memories
Dollywood
Dollywood
Oh, the lobby's so grand
You could fit in a truck
The receptionists love you
Oh, the lifts are all stuck
It took me too long to realize
You're just trying to go up
How happy we could be
If you loved me
Half as much as you love
Cheap luxury, cheap luxury, cheap luxury
This is me letting you win, letting you win, letting you win
Wonder how many assholes
Front desk is gonna buzz in, buzz in, buzz in
Paint's already chipping
Plumbing keeps dripping
Sirens all day
But the view's almost great
Recreation room echoes
With mass-purchased sofas
Pool closed nine months a year
Homeless shelter just around
Your well-groomed rear
Took me too long to realize
You're just trying to go up
How happy we could be
If you loved me
Half as much as you love
Cheap luxury, cheap luxury, cheap luxury
This is me letting you win, letting you win, letting you win
Wonder how many assholes
Front desk is gonna buzz in, buzz in, buzz in
Do they still cover your hall
Those pretty posters I made
Do the boys get impressed
On their way to get laid
Did you buy something new
That I picked out for you
Spent a month decorating
Your over-lit fuck-pad
How happy we could be
If you loved me
Half as much as you love
Cheap luxury, cheap luxury, cheap luxury
I'm gone now, babe
Gone now, babe
Gone now, babe
Wonder how many assholes
Front desk is gonna buzz in, buzz in, buzz
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
Buzz those sad fuckers in
Go easy on me, future
I let the wrong one in
Thought he'd cultivate into a real man
I know I am to blame
You see, I gave him a long leash
Of course he pulled for more
Used my silence as a door
To break our little home
But I loved him
So
Go easy on me, future
I let the wrong one in
Thought he'd cultivate into a real man
I know I am to blame
I know I am to blame
I know I am to blame
But you have to understand
I did it for the kids
The ones we'd love to death
I did it for the kids
The ones we'll never have
Now ain't that sad?
So go easy on me, easy on me, future
Easy on me, future
I'm begging you from his side of the bed
Just please don't forget
Future, future, future, future
Easy on me, on me
Easy future, future, future, future
Easy on me, on me, on me
Easy future
Go
I don't wanna calm you down
When you're hungry
Don't wanna talk slow
When you're sleepy
Don't wanna cradle you
When you come for me
Again and again and again and again
Cause I'm sorry, so sorry to say
That I don't wanna be your daddy
You say you want me to take control
To push you around
To say what I want
But I just wanna be myself tonight
Don't wanna grab you
Don't wanna smack you
Don't wanna fuck you
Like that artsy porno
Is it too much to ask
For you to grow
Far as I know
You're so good at cleaning your bum
So why can't you handle your shit?
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your daddy
I'm glad you're in therapy
Babe, you're making real progress
Now you don't let me call you out
When you're still disrespectful
I don't wanna calm you down today
I don't wanna let you have your way
Look down and make you pay
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your daddy
Don't wanna be your mean old controlling daddy
Don't you already have one of those?
Down in Florida
Go easy on me, future
I let the wrong one in
Thought he'd cultivate
Into a real man
I know I am to blame
You see
I gave him a long leash
Of course, he pulled for more
Used my quiet as a door
To break our little home
But I loved him so
Go easy on me, future
I let the wrong one in
Thought he'd cultivate
Into a real man
I know I am to blame
I know I am to blame
I know I am to blame
But you have to understand
I did it for the kids
The ones we'd love to death
I did it for the kids
The ones we'll never have
Now, ain't that sad?
So go easy on me
Easy on me, future
Easy on me, future
I'm begging you
From his side of the bed
Just please don't forget
Future
Future
Easy on me
On me
Easy
Future
Go easy on me
On me
Easy
Future
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